real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?
me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most
The Signs as Richie being an iconic little shit in the movie
Taurus: Who invited Molly Ringwald into the group?
Aries: Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole!
Gemini: Can only virgins see this? Is that why I’m not seeing this shit?
Cancer: you punched me , made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crack house, and now…I’m gonna have to kill this clown. Welcome to the Losers Club, Asshole!
Leo: I’ll show you a staff infection!
Virgo: *yelling WHAT THE FUCK off screen*
Libra: This motherfucker is leaking hamburger helper!
Scorpio: I can’t believe I drew the short straw. You guys are lucky we’re not measuring dicks
Sagittarius: *to Stan* was she hot?
Capricorn: do you use the same bathroom as your mother? Then you probably have crabs
Aquarius: *to Beverly* more than what you showed us yesterday at the quarry?
Pisces: No, nothing cool about this at all…Oh, this is cool! Wait, no, no it’s not
Golly gee I hope when yall preach about normalizing body hair on women it includes trans women and women of color
And like, I’m talking about other than quirky dyed armpit hair. I’m talking facial hair, support girls with mustaches, support girls with 5 o'clock shadow, I’m talking dark thick leg hair, if you’re gonna support women having hair you better be okay with it anywhere and everywhere and not just on conventionally good looking skinny white cis women…
